Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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