This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
