So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
