remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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