I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
