everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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