How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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