i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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