this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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