Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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