My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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