It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Randomize
