She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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