Please, let me fuck your mom
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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