You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
