I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
how drunk are you?
Several
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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