Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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