New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
You ate ashes out of my bong
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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