and you said cock pushups were impossible
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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