I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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