Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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