But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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