i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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