batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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