pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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