We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Help. Why am I so naked?
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