I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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