Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
