ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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