Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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