That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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