Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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