so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I can't turn off my feet"
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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