just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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