I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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