Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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