You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
It's official drugs can't kill me
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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