He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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