I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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