I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
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