Dual....:-)
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
He better not be in your backpack
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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