I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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