i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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