I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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