this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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