I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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