A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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