so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
i think im in europe. pls send help
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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