Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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