lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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