my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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