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Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Do plants get herpes?
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